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What movies have not aged well?

15.06.2025 01:25

What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

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Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Octopussy

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

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